Hyprocritic Master

Dang Mom!  You're going through lots of changes in your body now.   One minute you're nice and next minute you turned yourself into a Godzilla.   What's up with that?  You're jealous that I am giving attention to my good friend who is also a mother and has lots of knowledge.  I am not neglecting you from  not needing you as mother anymore, but I just turn straight for mothers who is capable of handling my situations, meanwhile mom overbears the stress from my situations.  Mom can easily puff fire from her mouth whenever she can't handle stress.  How dare did she says that I am a liar!  That's not lying, that's just all not sharing. 

Symptoms of  premature menopause

1. Hot flashes.   She complains about the sun too much.   Too hot then too cold.

2. Jealously .     She is jealous that I'm giving my undivided attentions to my friends but not to her.  I
                        know she's not so educated but we're living in America, therefore I need stronger     
                        helpers.   Besides she starts arguments whenever she's under stress.

3. Hypocrite.     One minute you're my best friend, next minute you go stabbing behind people's back.  

4. Emotional       Shes sad then very happy.  Her moods swings from time to time.

5. Control freak.   She controls what I: eat, wear, sleeping time, say,  make friends, and
                          work.                 
                           She evens  eavesdrop my phone calls.


Overall, I am on the roller coaster ride.  Why am I suffering the pain?   She can complain about the same pain I am going through because of my father who acts like a big baby.  She copies what I say but doesn't like if I go first and that's because she wanted to go first saying it before me.  To me.. doesn't matter who goes first or  not.


Menopause ladies and gentlemen are nuts!