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Mommy came home with these nasty tasting fruits.

Don't ask me what they are because I don't even know what they are.  It is so tasteless and ugly looking.  She kept popping them in my mouth but I was like whatever!  I told my mom- Plz lady, don't buy them anymore, buy watermelon.  She gave me a look !!!

The red eggs are so pretty and don't want to eat em'. Without the relatives looking and  was paying attention to the babies, I swiped them with my hands and dropped them into my bag.  I think my 99 year old grandma might had saw it because she hardly moved and was sitting next to me.  Hope that crazy bitch better not have a wide mouth open.   When I got home after the dinner , took them out from my bag and my parents were shocked and asked me where on earth did I get them?  Hello?  Where do you think i got em;?  Lets look back at the clues?  Think back where we were just at?  Of course at the restaurant.  How much more common sense do you lack?  They called me fast fingers and that's a bad sign but I can careless.

 Damn!  I have fat fat fingers. Well, I went to the nail salon to do my nails.  They are light blue gray.  Three weeks later I will do get them done again but this time it will include pedi.  What colors do you suggest?













Kevin, Bon Voyage.  Have a safe trip with Kar Shing, John, and Kevin Chan.  Drive safely to Canada. My dad asked me to give something to my little brother for a good luck charm. It runs in our family, it means having a safe fun trip( it's something only my dad and mom would do).    My cheap ass  .. gave my lil bro $100.00 Canadian dollars  , two dollars worth of Canadian quarters and a $10.00 USD bill.  My parents laughed and asked me where the hell did I ended up having Canadian money?  Oh , please dad, you always looked at my piggy bank but never exposed what I have, so stop pretending you didn't see it.  Long story short- I lied to my parents on every breaks I had and told them that there was a huge storm so unable to make it back home, instead I went to Canda( Edmonton, Montreal, Toronto, and Quebec) to have fun.  What idiots would believe me saying there is a huge snow storm which made all plane rides delay.  HAHAHa!  You cracked me up!

Glad that stupid brother smiled and smacked my back as a thank you.  I screamed and told my dad.  My dad didn't do anything about it besides LOL .  He just told Kevin to be nicer to me.  That's my punishment for lying. You didn't stood up for me.  Overall, hope idiot bro and his nice friends(whom I treat as lil brothers- (I even  asked my mom if we can switch one of them as my nicer lil bro but she gave me that look and was speechless... with that look I got scared).

Lady N' Gents when mom gives you the look and  is speechless..* my advice is.... RUN for your life before they turn into a Godzilla.



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